Laughed So Hard

I took the boys to the Free movie today "Incredibles".
We have really enjoyed doing it as a reward once a week since I have been up.
Before the movie started I took everyone to the bathroom as a precaution and because I am smart and have learned my lesson from previous adventures.
Canoe was taking care of business when all of a sudden his eyes got huge and he jumped off the toilet mid-stream and shouted "Its trying to suck me in!"
The automatic toilet had flushed itself while he was still sitting on it.
Its a good thing we were in the right place because I laughed so hard I thought I was going to wet my pants!
(We enjoyed the movie without further incident.)